Humor from the humorless BBC

There's a new campaign in Britain by doctors to eliminate, gasp, sharp, pointy knives in the kitchen to curb crime.

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

They consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen.

None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.

I guess the story missed the annual April 1st edition. It's never too late for a good April Fool's joke. Oh, wait, the BBC, is an April Fool's joke.